Is it true that I mpked Beorn, Tyree, & Lefiel in Onzozo?

[thelegendarycravy]

Is it true that I mpked those 3 back in Onzozo when you were all like Lv50 or so? Thats what Suji told me and I dont believe him.

"krkto (5:52:06 PM): 2 escaped! lol
cravygravy (5:52:09 PM): lol
krkto (5:52:18 PM): beorn tyree lefiel
krkto (5:52:26 PM): all 3 ended up in BC haha
cravygravy (5:52:51 PM): are you kidding
cravygravy (5:52:54 PM): thats who i mpked?
krkto (5:52:56 PM): yup
cravygravy (5:52:59 PM): NO WAY"

[Surami]

an accesory to murder gets the same penalty as the murderer

[thelegendarycravy]

an accesory to murder gets the same penalty as the murderer

Really? Does someone who acts like a fag do the same things a real fag would do? Please let me know.

[suji]

Don't know why you don't believe me.
:o

[thelegendarycravy]

Don't know why you don't believe me.
:o

You lie a lot. Plus you are a hippie. :aurora:

[Scytale]

Really? Does someone who acts like a fag do the same things a real fag would do? Please let me know.

"If there's Smoke there's Fire."

In that case half the people I know are flaming the likes that would make the sun jealous.

http://www.manlaws.com/

Read it, Know it, LIVE it!

[Immortaldonut]

hahahahaha man law, love those commercials, don't like that particular beer

[Cyrus]

"I like to hide mine in the crack of a turkey!"

[Montag]

i tried to read the man laws, but it said "sorry you are too young" and then redirected me to a site about alcohol and resisting peer pressure :<

[Immortaldonut]

rofl, i stopped drinking before i hit 21 Q_Q

have only drank 3 times since!

[Sykes]

rofl, i stopped drinking before i hit 21 Q_Q

have only drank 3 times since!We're (and by we're, I mean the people that attended the Vegas meetup which doesn't really include me) bad influences XD

[Immortaldonut]

that was the third time Q_Q and definitely not the last lol

[Boner]

IIRC it was actually Tyree Bartuc and I.... and yes you were pissed off for some reason at Tyree, so you trained a whole bunch of shit on all three of us... then im pretty sure you sat on Tyree or Bartucs dead body.... I made it out alive, but theres not much a monk can do to help out two dead buddies.

Not to leave Lefiel out i think you MPKed him before, or did something equally dickheaded.

Long story short: we all hate you.

[Rayj]

Well Ballista Royale is over so I'm pretty sure he has quit by now.

Q_Q

[Claymoore]

We are all fully aware that Cravy has MPKed so many people that its hard to keep track.

[Boner]

Yea, i know his reputation proceeds him. I was just answering the question to protect Suji's honor!!!

[Izzy]

yes but 90% of the ppl cravy has MPK'd have deserved it lol

[suji]

Yea, i know his reputation proceeds him. I was just answering the question to protect Suji's honor!!!
:love:

I had forgotten that Tuc was there too but he reminded me last night!

[Boner]

Precede*** btw... before Clay grammarcock-slaps me for typing tired at work <_>

[Boner]

yes but 90% of the ppl cravy has MPK'd have deserved it lol


I can see Tyree deserving an MPK from time to time... hell, I'm sure i have mpk'd Tyree before... but no one mpk's Boneman 5000 Millenium Edition, Lafmeister GX2200 S-Type, or TUC.

[Claymoore]

And Izzy is as usual full of shit anyway.

[Carmi]

I can see Tyree deserving an MPK from time to time... hell, I'm sure i have mpk'd Tyree before... but no one mpk's Boneman 5000 Millenium Edition, Lafmeister GX2200 S-Type, or TUC.

lol

[Izzy]

And Izzy is as usual full of shit anyway.

and you're usually an arrogant useless euro who just makes fun of everyone elses intelligence because you're obvoulisy not better at anything else ^.^//////

[Lefiel]

for starters, you mpk'd tyree, tuc, and me. beo was probably there too tho. we were down there for moldavite or sumthing i dunno but the reason we were down there is not the point. the point is, yes you mpk'd us. why you did it i dont know. did any of us deserve it ? no. i know this happend a long time ago, probably 2 years ago but jesus fuck man how about just admitting to what you did back then and stop trying to not take fucking responsibility for what you did. you mighta changed from then till now, and you probably have. for all i know youre probably a swell guy but dont sit here and try and say you didnt do sumthing that YOU know you did as well as others.


yes but 90% of the ppl cravy has MPK'd have deserved it lol
if 90% of the ppl that are shot in the fucking face deserve it does that make it ok to shoot ppl in the face ?

[Izzy]

if 90% of the ppl that are shot in the fucking face deserve it does that make it ok to shoot ppl in the face ?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA YES

[Claymoore]

Izzy, i hope the NSA reads that and shoots you for being a communist. You will 90% deserve it.

[Boner]

You will 90% deserve it.
Holy shit, Clay, you made me laugh.

[thelegendarycravy]

for starters, you mpk'd tyree, tuc, and me. beo was probably there too tho. we were down there for moldavite or sumthing i dunno but the reason we were down there is not the point. the point is, yes you mpk'd us. why you did it i dont know. did any of us deserve it ? no. i know this happend a long time ago, probably 2 years ago but jesus fuck man how about just admitting to what you did back then and stop trying to not take fucking responsibility for what you did. you mighta changed from then till now, and you probably have. for all i know youre probably a swell guy but dont sit here and try and say you didnt do sumthing that YOU know you did as well as others.


if 90% of the ppl that are shot in the fucking face deserve it does that make it ok to shoot ppl in the face ?

You miss understood what I was questioning. I remember the MPK of 3-4 people in Onzozo, I went to jail for it for about 20seconds before the GM told me "Well they were not being very pleasent, I understand this situation. Just learn to control your actions" and let me out. You want to know why I MPKed you and why I was in Onzozo? Lets see:

A. Suji died as Lv48 BST.
B. Suji needed a raise.
C. Suji remembered me from Harrypotter LS and requested me to come to Onzozo because he could not find a raise.
D. There were 3-4 people right next to Suji, those people were you.
E. Suji informed me you laughed at him and sat on his body, despite having 1-2 people that could raise, you refused.
F. You were all being super dickheads to me and Suji, and sat on his dead body still refusing to raise him.

At this point I remember typing (Amateur)(death)(You can have this.) as I proceeded to train every mob on top of your low level group of douchebags. So this thread was asking "Did I really MPK those 3-4 people?" cause I don't remember who I did it too. I met a lot of people in my time playing this game and I certainly don't remember the ones that didn't matter. I guess you all lived up to that eh? As for other instances of MPK:

I MPKed all of Dragon's Aery 3 times. 2 Fafnirs and 1 Nidhogg. The LS's that ate shit on my behalf were:

Dawn
Thirteen
Velocity

Velocity also ate shit when I spike flailed them at Tiamat and CFH on it. I MPKed Bloods many time, at least 8-10. I used to camp at his exp camps and steal all of his monsters. I went to GM jail 4-5 times for this, and it lead to a now more recent rule where high level players cannot hold a monopoly on a low level camp of monsters. Besides that I never really went to jail for that much. I mean there was Ballista Royale when I made fun of ZYM failing out of college and I went to jail. The GM who was my friend laughed and let me go without question the next morning when I woke up. But besides that the rest were JP fags, NA fags, or gilsellers who I MPKed. I never saw a GM call for any of those.

Its not like it matters that much anymore. You won't ever see me online again; you can ask Izzy, Jin or Suji why. My account is done for good. Nothing I could do could will ever bring it back, and I would never play FFXI again, or any MMORPG for that matter. GL BC in all your future camps, BCNMs and whatever else you do in FFXI these days. Let me know how the story ends in ToAH ok? That should be when? 2007? Square seems to have a problem adding different color chocobos, I doubt they are very much on track on that original timeline they drew up. And now I'm going to go relax, play some basketball, eat dinner, and play Double Agent. Good night.

[Bartuc]

WHAT

EVER!

[thelegendarycravy]

The reason I will never be back was because I was banned was for said actions in my previous post among other things. A 4 month investigation lead to a 90 day suspension and what will be followed by a permanent ban of my character(most likely). Your 9 page response was so good... That I only read the 1st paragraph to realize where you were going.

Taking what I said sentence by sentence and then blowing into EPIC PROPORTIONS

Then you take everything out of context and throw around a bunch of words and call it intelligance. Good job. You are the smartest person I have ever met.

Leifiel misunderstood what I was saying then questioned if 90% of the people I MPKed deserved it. I answered all questions Leifiel brought up. I even included all my large instances of MPK/time spent in jail in FFXI just to clarify what instances we might be talking about in the future. The GM was my friend, someone who had helped me before with some problems and also talked to me after I MPKed people in Aery.

My ego is nothing now, so you have no real arguement there. I dont walk around in real life boasting about my ultimate skill in FFXI. I could care less, even before I was banned I played about once a month... And that was to give away the rest of my in game gil and items to Sherbert members. I was humbled I guess in the end... I looked at FFXI and everything I had done there, and I thought "Wow what a big fucking waste of time"... You kill NMs and win Assault to obtain better gear to fight future harder things so you can merit faster to gain more merits to fight better stuff to get better gear... uh. I lost interest in doing it. In CoP useless rewards. I did all of this for 1000hours+ and I felt like shit during the time I played FFXI. This game isn't some 2hours clan war or 2hour sit down and play a couple of missions with no commitment... its log on.. go to sea for 3 hours... do limbus for 1... go to assault for 30min... exp for 2hours... go to sleep... go to school... Why do it? ToAH story is lol. Alexnader?!?!?!?!? ODIN?!?!??!?!? WOW and after we get odin summon we can use him until they nerf it so then we cant beat hydra and cerb in 15min :( Dumbest shit. ToAH is a huge failure and I saw it... right after royale and I more or less quit after the 1st ToAH update.

Then I logged into jail after doing nothing for the past 2 weeks and knew it was over before I could do my last Sherbert event. My account suspension started on the day I canceled my content ID. The GM informed me I could not re-up a suspended content ID so at the end of 90 days my character will be deleted... forever. Its already been deleted once and letting content ID run out will never allow me to reinstate character for a 2nd time even with return to Vana'diel.

This thread was a big joke to start with, since I couldn't believe that was the 3 people I tried/did mpk. I didn't remember the names, I dont blist anyone, never have. Just wanted to see who I did MPK then and say sorry to that guy. Put things behind you right? Something that long ago couldn't matter now? I guess not when dealing with me, it really shows how much I remember about that instance as compared to the fags I MPKed. So GG with this flame war. Im not up for it anymore... Maybe I should spend 45minutes typing some amazing post but I know how it is... post torn apart.... flamed... reply... repeat... Like I said in my last post, good luck BC with whatever happens to this game.

PS: Nice reference to The Rolling Stones. And here comes the look cravy is backtracking cause Bartuc owned him talk. I think if I was afraid of Bartuc I wouldn't post on these forums. And words can only go so far as you talk about a game I haven't played seriously in the past 4 months. Good try for such a big waste of time.

[Izzy]

see now, BG used to be this fun, then some cuntbag started locking and deleting every thread that had an ounce of potential.

[Rayj]

We don't do that here right?

[Boner]

throw around a bunch of words and call it intelligance

teehee

[Lefiel]

if it is the case all you wanted to do was see if you rly mpk'd us and apologize you could have easily said that at the start, not 2 pages later. the first post read to me as "lolz suji said i mpk'd u and i dun believe i did that cuz suji is a lier and the hard feelins u guyz had till now was misguided lolz" all you had to say was "suji said i mpk'd you guys and i just dont remember, if i did i apologize. could you tell me if you guys were the ones or not ?" and it could have been a quick 1 line reply.

[Boner]

I never thought someone could be a bigger attention whore than me.










P.S. LOOK AT MEEEEE

[Claymoore]

<3 Tuc!

And i think Cravys % just rose over 90.
(Or has it been there all along)

[Yummy]

gawd i hate reading essays

i get enough writing them every fucking week

this is retarded lawl

[aimyr]

I remember this story! I'd just started playing FFXI and it was my first introduction to the Cravy exploits. I work in the cube next to Suji, and one night we were sitting around on the cube floor and he was telling us about FFXI jail.

In the story, he was a little BST hanging out in Jeuno when he had a run-in with a batch of strangers for some reason. He yelled at them or they yelled at him and they all decided they didn't like each other.

He left Jeuno and went to Onzozo and started doing his BST thing, and ran smack into the very same band of hecklers. Even worse, he died in front of them! The hecklers came over and started laughing and pointing and sitting on his face. They refused to raise him.

Suji called on his heroic friend, the level-75-WHM-with-a-rock-star-complex Cravy. Cravy dashed to the rescue and arrived to find these guys still laughing and sitting on poor Suji's corpse. So he killed them. It was a great story of loyalty and murder. The best part was when our gay coworker walked in just as Suji was saying "So, I'm lying there with these three guys sitting on my face ..."

Not so long ago, Suji realized that several people in his LS were in fact the hecklers of Onzozo. He told me they were actually very nice guys after all. I warned him! "Once a face-sitter, always a face-sitter". But he disagreed. And the other night Bartuc came to help my CoP static and died for us several times. So I guess first impressions should sometimes be forgotten.

[Bartuc]

Good try for such a big waste of time.

Thanks, I was terrified you wouldn't like it. (as if I write for your entertainment?) My objective was totally to make you say "rofl goddamn tuc you are the MAN and I'm BEAT lol" at which point a dumptruck full of solid gold bullion would have come crashing through my wall and the Rolling Stones would jump out and we'd all jam until the sun went down. I guess hating on you is so much fun I can't keep it short!

ARGH!

However, I'm not out to gun you down (not that I think that's possible, or that you'd care!). Nobody wants to see Ultimate Flame War 2k6 happening in every possible thread. But in this case what blew my mind was to see you appear to be hunting for a chance to OWN us over ancient irrelevant crap. Like Lef said, if you're not forthright about things like this it's real easy for somebody to think you're just screwing with them. It turns out you had just wanted to actually apologize to somebody. Well, I think that was a swell goddamn idea!

Down with stupid internet h8! As a toast to this, I'm presently going to remove my diatribe from view. Who knows, maybe there is still something to be salvaged in this enormous train wreck. Much <3 for all!

[Lefiel]

i did not remeber at all laughing at suji or heckling or anything. memory can be selective like that. you remember stuff that others might not and vice versa. i, and the others would agree to this im sure, wasnt the most mature at times and we probably said things to ppl and did things that we wouldnt do today. suji, i apologize for being pricks back then.

[Tyler]

as we all know, suji is not the kind of guy to easily forget being wronged, and he will likely hold a grudge against you for all time, and perhaps someday you'll wake up with blood gushing from the gaping wound in your neck just in time to see suji laughing at you while the light of life fades from your eyes; and just before the end you'll see him preparing to sit on your dead face

[Immortaldonut]

and just before the end you'll see him preparing to sit on your dead face

ahh how sweet revenge can be!

[Bartuc]

ahahahahaah Tyler wins

[Boner]

Lef i dont think you were there for this specific situation. I remember Tuc Tyree and I being in Jeuno, and Tuc shouting something funny. Suji didnt like shouts or something so he told him he was blisted or something. Then we saw him in Onzozo, dead. We played for awhile because, well you know how much we hated people who were so uptight they cant handle a stupid shout withoput announcing your annihilation from their view of text. Ummm, then came cravy... i zoned, Tuc stealthed up, and Tyree, as usual ate dirt... After that Suji appologized to me in /tell for Cravy, saying he just wanted a raise, not to train us. Then i appologized for our antics, then we all held hands and sang songs.

Now, my remembering all this stupid shit that happened in a game years ago has me feeling extremely pathetic, but i have learned 3 important lessons:

1. First impressions are not always the best.
2. Never go anywhere with Tyree.
3. Certain people never stop being giant bags of douche.

[Lefiel]

Never go anywhere with Tyree.

so true.

[Tyree]

I think I ate dirt because we were all invisible/snizucked and I had been drinking some. Somebody said "come here Tyree" and I went blowing ass deeper into Onzozo...my UB3RBUFFZ wore and I ate shit.

The entire thing was tuc's fault (par for the course).

I think it was when we were on our {please} stfu stage.

[Bartuc]

holy fucking hell it's TYREE

[Izzy]

mother of god tyree, you were my favorite man. every time i used caps, you totally listened...EVERYONE TAKE LESSONS FROM TYREE!

[Lefiel]

tyree had fantastic mts as well. and yes holy fucking hell its Tyree. you slut.

[Carmi]

tyree and teh sig Q_Q!!!!!!!!!!