Your Favorite Funny Pickup Line

[Phoenixblade]

Excuse me mam but does this smell like Chloroform to you?

Feel free to post your own favorite! :D

[Tyler]

lets fuck

[Surami]

That shirt is very becoming on you.
Then again, I'd be cumming if I were on you, too.

Sounds better when you say it..

[Immortaldonut]

are those space pants? 'cause your ass is out of this world.

[Izzy]

lets fuck

worked on tyler!

[Claymoore]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

Nice dress! It would look awesome rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.

Hi im Olle, mind if i drool in your cleavage?

[Lefiel]

come on lets fuck i promise i wont wake the baby. that one has worked i know from experience.

[Phoenixblade]

Hey wanna go back to my place order a pizza and screw?
(She replys no.)
What? You don't like pizza?

This one worked before for me as sad as it is lol!

Also this one was an interesting one that at least got me a date.
Me: Hey wanna go out some time?
Girl: I got a boyfriend if that is what you're asking.
Me: Big deal! So do I.

LMAO!

[Izzy]

Also this one was an interesting one that at least got me a date.
Me: Hey wanna go out some time?
Girl: I got a boyfriend if that is what you're asking.
Me: Big deal! So do I.

LMAO!

rofl sounds like something i'd say Q_Q

[Phoenixblade]

Great minds think alike?

My friend used to always wear this cute shirt that had "Talk Nerdy to me." on it.
One day my friend went up to her and said the following while we were hanging outside the theater back in high school.

"Hey wanna go back to my place so I can calculate the cosine of your tangent?"
She stared for a moment and dragged him back stage. Hahaha!

"Wanna cyber?" Got me a similar effect haha!

[Immortaldonut]

that's hot Q_Q

[Tyree]

"boy for a fat chick you sure do have small tits."

[Claymoore]

Grab an ice cube from your drink, drop it on the floor and stomp on it.
"So, now that the ice is broken..."

[Deon]

Me: Do you like tropical fish?
Her: No
Me: neither do i, wanna go out sometime?

if she likes tropical fish then i hope there's a place you can take her out on a date Q_Q

[Scytale]

"Your husband's in the bathroom and I only need 2 minutes so..."

"If you were good enough for grandpa well then by god you're good enough for me!"

"Nice shoes"

[Halon50]

Are you as good with your right hand as I am with mine?

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