Myspace girlfriend? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

[thelegendarycravy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320056159972

[Immortaldonut]

wow, people are lame lol

[Cyrus]

They're both nasty looking too... Who'd pay for that?! :confused:

[Scytale]

oh yeah! give me some sugar.

Ugh, I don't have a MySpace but I'm tempted to pretend to be a chick if I can make money.

[Boner]

Thats so lame...


By the way if anyone wants to be my myspace girlfriend, my screen name is "2 hAwT 4 U 2 HaNdL3"...

[Claymoore]

Who needs to pretend? :P

[Rayj]

It's statements like that that will make me reconsider heavy drinking around clay.

[Boner]

Lucky for me, out of all the times i have gotten shitfaced beyond all recognition, i have only had beer goggles once, and even then i had the presence of mind to ask my loyal friends what the dealio was... so long story short: Clay, i will never fuck you. Sorry.

[Claymoore]

*waaaaah* /wrists

[Carmi]

clay got dissed :(

[Rayj]

and even then i had the presence of mind to ask my loyal friends what the dealio was...

So if the people you ask aren't loyal and really want to see a good show...

[Izzy]

i'd still do him

[Tyree]

I've had sex with Clay, feels like a woman (but it's not).

[Boner]

So if the people you ask aren't loyal and really want to see a good show...

That is why i try to only go out drinking with people i know i can trust. You never know when your innebriation will get the best of you and make you talk to some nasty ho, drink a bottle of robitussin, or try to fight a guy for letting the condensation from his glass drip on your shoe.

[Scytale]

A good friend let's you sleep with a skank for shits&giggles
A great friend saves you from sleeping with a skank
An Awesome friend fucks the skank with you!

[elensar]

>.>;;

[Boner]

K, you can be a great friend then Scytale :D

[Izzy]

scytale is more of an awesome friend

[Immortaldonut]

A good friend let's you sleep with a skank for shits&giggles
A great friend saves you from sleeping with a skank
An Awesome friend fucks the skank with you!
double penetration, eh? eh?

[Rayj]

Not all awesome friends have to be male.

[Immortaldonut]

Not all awesome friends have to be male.
true, but they're much more likely to be

[Scytale]

I'm up for it as long as we play the "Heads and Tails" Rule.

You get Head while I'm banging Tail.

[thelegendarycravy]

I left and came back... and this thread went from myspace girlfriends to having sex with clay... to DP<_< Awesome! :love:

[Halon50]

I just came back from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. It was a thoroughly mediocre movie. Does that count?




Mediocre but bloody!