Flashin yo brights

[Boner]

Im sure some of you have heard about the bright flash gang initiation, but, for those of you who havent here the deal: Its mostly done in the Bloods, but some small gangs emulate it. If you wanna get in you gotta drive around with your lights off. Once someone flashes their brights at you, you follow them home and kill them and their family. I know this sounds extreme, but I'm just throwin it out there as a possible new BC initiation, applications are for pussies.

[freja]

Can we have cake and ice cream after?

[Lefiel]

afterwards if accepted into bc applicants must get "Burning Cosmosss" tat'd across their back or get "Wyrm Life" across their stomach. me personally i prefer Tiamat tattoo'd over my crotch

[Tyler]

then when you pee it would look like tiamats breath attack!





also, boner i think this is a great idea, if we had had this policy to start out with we would have weeded out those pussies early on
ex: freja scytale izzy fatman etc etc

/disgusted!

edit: and izu and roku and oro too


:x!

[jin]

have you unblisted zumi and uruki yet

[Rayj]

afterwards if accepted into bc applicants must get "Burning Cosmosss" tat'd across their back or get "Wyrm Life" across their stomach. me personally i prefer Tiamat tattoo'd over my crotch

Vrtra on the left cheek

Vanquisher on the right cheek

and I aint talkin bout my face.

[thelegendarycravy]

thats an urban legend and not even true.

[Boner]

Yea its just an urban legend, so please Cravy, for all of us, come to NY and flash your brights at every car you see, for the sake of uncovering this farce.

[Civet]

then when you pee it would look like tiamats breath attack!
:x!

Umm...you should see a doctor about that...

[Tyler]

Umm...you should see a doctor about that...



ok well maybe its not exactly oroange but yellow is close enough >:O

[Golds]

ok well maybe its not exactly oroange but yellow is close enough >:O
Just don't drink any liquids for a day or two then pee... you'll be so dehydrated that it'll be orange. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/Golds/icon_shakehead.gif

[Tyree]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol16.htm

Shit like this = great candidate for copycat bullshit.

Just to be safe, when I see a car at dark with no headlights I immediately kill every living thing in sight.

[Boner]

Whether it started as an urban legend or not its happening in my neighborhood, once when i first made this post, and then again early this week. So, as Tyree has always done, kill everything in sight. Not only is this good for when you roll up on someone with their lights off, but it also comes in handy for bar mitzvahs.

[thelegendarycravy]

Yea its just an urban legend, so please Cravy, for all of us, come to NY and flash your brights at every car you see, for the sake of uncovering this farce.

i will and i wouldnt be worried about flashing my lights at someone, ived done it before iin los angeles

[Boner]

How you survived flashing your brights at someone is beyond me. The bravery it must have taken to flick that switch rivals that of the greatest soldiers of our, or any, time. You are a credit to society and a true warrior of peace.

[Bartuc]

I was in a Taco Bell drive-thru once when the vehicle to my aft honked its horn, with the intention, presumably, to speed me along to the registrar at the next window. So, naturally, I did the only thing I could - I put my car in reverse and punched the gas. Several jarring and cacophonous seconds later I emerged from my twisted Honda only to find that the car behind me was, in fact, a fully armed AV-8B "Harrier" fighter jet, and the pilot was none too happy with the havoc I'd freshly wreaked on his forward landing gear. Before I even had the chance to blush I heard 5'' rockets screaming past my face, exploding both the hapless cashier and the Ford Taurus alongside her. I realized my only hope was to go for the pilot, so rather than turn and run, like any lesser human certainly would have done, I executed a graceful backflip, landing on the fuselage directly behind the astonished pilot. As it happened, the pilot was Josh Brolin, star of smash hits such as "Into the Blue" and "Hollow Man". Anyway, at this point he attempted to take off, but I would have none of that, and after a timely karate-chop afforded me access to the cockpit, I proceeded to feed Mr. Brolin a slice of his own pancreas, using a shard I snatched from the shattered canopy.

As I powered down the engines, I imagined my ordeal for the day was over, but just then a Vor'Zon battlecruiser emerged from hyperspace about 30 yards above where I stood, triumphant, on top of the harmless Harrier. Apparently, I'd put myself in debt to Emperor Z'Thrak to the tune of about 1,000,000 Galaxy-bucks, as I'd just killed one of his top lieutenants.

Don't get me wrong, Z'Thrak is a great guy - and plays a mean game of Twister, at that, but I don't know where he got off saying I owed him a goddamn thing, especially after I'd already saved planet Vor'Zon like a zillion times from God knows how many of those Creatures from the Outer Rim. Nevertheless, I found myself at the mercy of numerous plasma and photon cannons, and, unable, presently, to pay, and without any other recourse, I was forced to surrender myself for capture, whereupon I might have served a thousand years in a Vor'Zon tanning salon if it hadn't been for my matchless wits.

Basically, once I'd been transported on board, I told the 4 guards charged to escort me to the brig that I was getting this feeling like there was a herd of miniature rhinos desperately trying to dig their way out of my ass.
The lead guard, just as I knew he would, stopped and took the bait:

White or black rhinos?

Instantaneously I snapped his neck, and, in one smooth motion, caught the plasma rifle dropping from his lifeless hands and incinerated the remaining trio. It was only a matter of time until the ship fell to a deliberate, one-man guerilla assault, but I'll save the details, perhaps, for another time.

At length, the moral of this story is: The world can be a dangerous place, so check to see what's in your rear-view mirror before you purposefully back into people in a drive-thru.

[Radav]

OMG that's the best story ever!!!!!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now my eyes are watering and people at my work are walking by looking at me like I'm a lunatic. :tati: :tati: :tati:

[Lefiel]

thats why where ever i go i always carry with me Desert Eagle (all pink eagle) and a M-249 Saw or M-240B medium machine gun cuz you nvr know when you need to defend yourself against these "Gangs". you could be going thru the mcdonalds drive thru when BAM your surrounded by a large group of crypts or a squad of heavy shock troopers from the planet Ixis 7 from the far away Xyxn(zi-zen) galaxy cluster. if you arent properly armed with large calibur hand guns and hollow-tips or squad based weaponry or medium machine guns, then you btr strap up and prepare for a thorough gang beating or duck & weave inbetween cars while dodging super-heated plasma and steel cored high velocity highly accurate bullets(if the shock troopers decide to use such primative weapons). so i must say i do the same as Tyree, when i witness a automobile with no headlights on or alien drop ships i proceed to go to the trunk and retrieve a weapon appropriate to the situation and render the other party effectively deceased.

[Claymoore]

Hear hear!
Myself i have always preferred the use of the dualmounted .50BMG M2 built into the right arm of my Mechanized assault armor.
The plasma cannon isnt always reliable and tends to overheat way too much, but the old Browning M2 has always been there for me, why i still remember back in 1475 when i ran afoul of the entire Ahroun tribe of werewolves and their shock as they tasted the tefloncoated hollowcore (filled with silver nitrate of course) tungsten slugs of my old M2.

I have to warn you though that while the hydraulics of a standard (mine naturally isnt) mechanized assault suit will hold the recoil of a dual M2HB i *highly*, and i cannot stress this enough, recommend you lower the Rof from 500rpm to 400 or maybe even 300rpm.
Otherwise the shellcasings of so many .50s will make it hard to see what youre shooting at.

Oh and dont shoot the dragons, you never know who they might be.

[Boner]

My friend drove off the other day
And now he's gone and all they say
Is you gotta live 'cause life goes on
But now i see im mortal too
I can't live my life like you
Gotta live it up while life goes on
And i think it's alright
That i do what i like
'cause thats the way i wanna live
It's how i give
And I'm still giving
And now i wonder about my friend
If he gave all he could give
'cause he lived his life like i live mine
If you could see inside my head
Then you'd start to understand
The things i value in my heart
You know that
I know that
Youre watching me
Gotta make a plan
Gotta do whats right
Cant run around in circles
If you wanna build a life
But i dont wanna make a plan
For a day far away
While im young and while im able
All i wanna do is...

[Izzy]

ok here's one for you...

every time i pass a semi, they flash their lights at me... why the fuck do they do that. They did it twice to me on the way home from bringing tati to the bus station today.

[roku]

i think thats means theres murder in your back seat

[Tyler]

its their way of punching you in the face the same way everyone else wants to, dont worry too much about it unless one of them comes into the gas station while your there or a truck stop or something, then you better get the fuck out quick

[Tarumage]

Yeah ... back in 'nam I learned this really neat trick. Too bad I'd have to kill you if I showed you.

[Tyree]

Bartuc's rambling must stop _NOW_.

Everybody knows this B model Harrier probably carries the cheaper 2.75" rockets when the astute pilot needs some gut ripping Bel Grandes type of shit. Why carry the larger armament against Hondas and drive-thru tellers?

I'm not convinced you couldn't pay the 1,000,000 GB. 1,000,000 Galaxy Bucks converts to USD $3.23 - you can't even pick up peppered beef jerky nuggets for that. You could've forked over the $3-5 you wouldve payed the now dead Taco Bell employees. You could've avoided the touching story about rhinos clawing their way out of your semen infested (read: slippery) anus©.

In short: you're full of shit. Z'Thrak and I did 2 grams of uncut coke last weekend and I would *THINK* he would mention this fiasco. We all know when Z'Thrak gets coked up there's nothing he won't say.

Random Tip: Never hunt with a RPG launcher of any kind. It's unsportsmanlike and very bad for the environment.

[Tyree]

To Izzy:

A truck driver will flash his headlamps for one of two reasons:

1) There be some kind of CAWPZ up ahead (less likely)
2) Somebody just passed them and they're saying "you've cleared me, you can get back in my lane without hitting me". It's hard to tell when the standard dry van or reefer trailer is 53' long plus the cab. When a 18 wheeler passes you and can get back over give them two flashes to say they can get over.

Truck drivers will not shoot you for this.

[Tyler]

i prefer my explanation

[Golds]

To Izzy:

A truck driver will flash his headlamps for one of two reasons:

1) There be some kind of CAWPZ up ahead (less likely)
2) Somebody just passed them and they're saying "you've cleared me, you can get back in my lane without hitting me". It's hard to tell when the standard dry van or reefer trailer is 53' long plus the cab. When a 18 wheeler passes you and can get back over give them two flashes to say they can get over.

Truck drivers will not shoot you for this.
They will stop at the next stop as you however, say you have a purdy mouth, and try to force themselves onto you... all while throwing milk jugs filled with urine out the window... it's all a well known fact... that's why you must straight shot any driving trip for the safest results. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/Golds/icon_2thumbs.gif

[Izzy]

roflll i never knew that, thats awesome TYVM!!!!

Izzy-1 Life-0

[Bartuc]

Tyree: My credibility lies broken, peremptorily felled as it crossed paths with a salvo of inquiry unlike the skeptic world of hard-hitting journalism has ever seen. On the sanguine no-man's-land of this battle of representation, it takes its final breaths, calling out your momma's name to the bitter end.

Okay, so I could have afforded it. But it was the principle of the thing, really. Like I said, you don't just rescue someone's homeplanet time and time again from unspeakable horrors of the void and not expect to catch a break over $5.

Plus, I'm always looking for opportunities to reference my delicious buttocks.

[Lefiel]

hahahah