So i was up until about 3 or 4 am playing saints row on xbox live with a friend who moved away recently. I had to wake up at 6 to come into work. Now i am sitting in my office and i think my eyes might be bleeding.... This leads to my question: What do you do when you stay up all/ most of the night and have to get up and work the next day? Coffee doesn't really do anything for me, nor does red bull or that kind of shit... how the hell do i wake up? PLEASE, HELP ME, I AM GOING INSANE. There is a frog on the ceiling, about 8ft long, slimey, with a red stripe. He keeps on jutting out his tongue at me. Not sure if he is trying to poison me or turn me on. I hope it is both. You ever know someone who talks in cliche sayings? Like keep on truckin, it could be worse, its not the end of the world, if the shoe fits, etc etc etc. If i could get away with it i would probably punch someone in the face everytime they used one. Do you think if Jesus was alive today he would drive a hybrid, or an SUV. I think he would drive an SUV, because He could just turn the polutants into wine. Of course he may then get a DUI, but c'mon, He's Jesus. Natural Artesian Water... out of all the possible flavors of drink in the world, if i had to be submerged in one and drink my way out, it would be purple. Most people in the situation would cry FREEDOM when they drink it all. Not I; i would ask for more to be poured in... because i love me some purple drink.... sooooooo tired.... so last week one of the mexican guys i have workin for me lost his glass eye... he was just walking down the aisle and it popped out and rolled along. Weird at first, but afterwards it provided much gleeful giggling and slapping of asses.... Why do ninjas always wear black... except for that one good ninja that wore white.... life had to suck for the white ninja after labor day though.... i tried quitting smoking a couple weeks ago... 13 minutes and a few pieces of nicotine gum later and i was back to smoking....
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