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    My eyes; they bleed.

    So i was up until about 3 or 4 am playing saints row on xbox live with a friend who moved away recently. I had to wake up at 6 to come into work. Now i am sitting in my office and i think my eyes might be bleeding.... This leads to my question: What do you do when you stay up all/ most of the night and have to get up and work the next day? Coffee doesn't really do anything for me, nor does red bull or that kind of shit... how the hell do i wake up? PLEASE, HELP ME, I AM GOING INSANE. There is a frog on the ceiling, about 8ft long, slimey, with a red stripe. He keeps on jutting out his tongue at me. Not sure if he is trying to poison me or turn me on. I hope it is both. You ever know someone who talks in cliche sayings? Like keep on truckin, it could be worse, its not the end of the world, if the shoe fits, etc etc etc. If i could get away with it i would probably punch someone in the face everytime they used one. Do you think if Jesus was alive today he would drive a hybrid, or an SUV. I think he would drive an SUV, because He could just turn the polutants into wine. Of course he may then get a DUI, but c'mon, He's Jesus. Natural Artesian Water... out of all the possible flavors of drink in the world, if i had to be submerged in one and drink my way out, it would be purple. Most people in the situation would cry FREEDOM when they drink it all. Not I; i would ask for more to be poured in... because i love me some purple drink.... sooooooo tired.... so last week one of the mexican guys i have workin for me lost his glass eye... he was just walking down the aisle and it popped out and rolled along. Weird at first, but afterwards it provided much gleeful giggling and slapping of asses.... Why do ninjas always wear black... except for that one good ninja that wore white.... life had to suck for the white ninja after labor day though.... i tried quitting smoking a couple weeks ago... 13 minutes and a few pieces of nicotine gum later and i was back to smoking.... .. when a problem comes along you must whip it, whapsshhh, whip it, whapshhh whip it good.... i would love to play ffxi more... but i have so little time it is almost pointless... you really need to dump a shitload of time into this game for it to be worth anything... anyone wanna buy a 75mnk, 71WAR, some other shit i cant even remember my levels... most importantly though an 18 PUP..... he has like 8 milliong gil on him and 5-8 mil more in equipment too.... ill start the bidding at $549.22..... any takers? C'mon thats a steal.

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    i nvr believed none of that "red bull" horseshit. when i gotta get up after a long night of tearing down walls like its 1990s Berlin, i just get up and take a shower and BAM. im good to go. if your seeing frogs n whatnot and/or eyes are bleeding then er uh haha thats not so good. i suggest just get a good nights sleep and/or visit a eye doctor for teh bleeding.
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    I think they sell eye band-aides at Walmart O:

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    what is this "work" of which you speak?
    and "mornings"? i have not heard of these things.
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    goddamn socialist

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    Work is where i stand on a pedestal and whip mexicans while screaming "RAPIDO, MAS RAPIDO".
    Nonconglomerate I mean what I say
    Im not your fucking scape
    goat apparently I've alienated some
    It seems my job's half done

    At any moment, do what we might, a belligerent black man could throw a spear in our collective face

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    I usually just splash cold water on my face and pretend I can actually work. I don't think anything helps you.

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    wow, i wanna work with boner whipping mexicans and shouting spanish gibberish

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    You can be my professional ballwasher, following me around, rinsing and scrubbing, rinsing and scrubbing
    Nonconglomerate I mean what I say
    Im not your fucking scape
    goat apparently I've alienated some
    It seems my job's half done

    At any moment, do what we might, a belligerent black man could throw a spear in our collective face

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    haha i felt like that yesterday. 50 hours no sleep!

    clearly you should take and break and watch lost highway cause it messes with your head just that much more.

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