Excuse me mam but does this smell like Chloroform to you?
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Excuse me mam but does this smell like Chloroform to you?
Feel free to post your own favorite!
lets fuck
That shirt is very becoming on you.
Then again, I'd be cumming if I were on you, too.
Sounds better when you say it..
are those space pants? 'cause your ass is out of this world.
go summon a sandwich so you can gain some weight FAG
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worked on tyler!Originally Posted by Tyler
Who is that girl? She's kind of cute ;) ....waaait a second >.<
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?
Nice dress! It would look awesome rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
Hi im Olle, mind if i drool in your cleavage?
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Why switch .dats to make your character a female when 2 hours in the bathroom gives you the same effect IRL?
come on lets fuck i promise i wont wake the baby. that one has worked i know from experience.
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So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone;
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
Hey wanna go back to my place order a pizza and screw?
(She replys no.)
What? You don't like pizza?
This one worked before for me as sad as it is lol!
Also this one was an interesting one that at least got me a date.
Me: Hey wanna go out some time?
Girl: I got a boyfriend if that is what you're asking.
Me: Big deal! So do I.
LMAO!
go summon a sandwich so you can gain some weight FAG
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rofl sounds like something i'd say Q_Q
Great minds think alike?
My friend used to always wear this cute shirt that had "Talk Nerdy to me." on it.
One day my friend went up to her and said the following while we were hanging outside the theater back in high school.
"Hey wanna go back to my place so I can calculate the cosine of your tangent?"
She stared for a moment and dragged him back stage. Hahaha!
"Wanna cyber?" Got me a similar effect haha!
that's hot Q_Q
"boy for a fat chick you sure do have small tits."
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Who is that girl? She's kind of cute ;) ....waaait a second >.<
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Grab an ice cube from your drink, drop it on the floor and stomp on it.
"So, now that the ice is broken..."
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Why switch .dats to make your character a female when 2 hours in the bathroom gives you the same effect IRL?
Me: Do you like tropical fish?
Her: No
Me: neither do i, wanna go out sometime?
if she likes tropical fish then i hope there's a place you can take her out on a date Q_Q
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"Your husband's in the bathroom and I only need 2 minutes so..."
"If you were good enough for grandpa well then by god you're good enough for me!"
"Nice shoes"
Are you as good with your right hand as I am with mine?
"And remember, nothing says 'Good Job!' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind!"
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