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    Myspace girlfriend? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah


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    wow, people are lame lol

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    They're both nasty looking too... Who'd pay for that?!

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    oh yeah! give me some sugar.

    Ugh, I don't have a MySpace but I'm tempted to pretend to be a chick if I can make money.

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    Thats so lame...


    By the way if anyone wants to be my myspace girlfriend, my screen name is "2 hAwT 4 U 2 HaNdL3"...
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    Who needs to pretend?
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    Why switch .dats to make your character a female when 2 hours in the bathroom gives you the same effect IRL?

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    It's statements like that that will make me reconsider heavy drinking around clay.
    I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself.
    The names Ray and I'm bad for your health.
    Selflessly devoted member of the fuck you club,
    cuttin' you like a baby seal and leavin' you dead in the tub.

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    Lucky for me, out of all the times i have gotten shitfaced beyond all recognition, i have only had beer goggles once, and even then i had the presence of mind to ask my loyal friends what the dealio was... so long story short: Clay, i will never fuck you. Sorry.
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    *waaaaah* /wrists
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    Why switch .dats to make your character a female when 2 hours in the bathroom gives you the same effect IRL?

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    clay got dissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner View Post
    and even then i had the presence of mind to ask my loyal friends what the dealio was...
    So if the people you ask aren't loyal and really want to see a good show...
    I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself.
    The names Ray and I'm bad for your health.
    Selflessly devoted member of the fuck you club,
    cuttin' you like a baby seal and leavin' you dead in the tub.

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    i'd still do him


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    I've had sex with Clay, feels like a woman (but it's not).
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    mob = xp_party.puller().pull();
    xp_party.kill(mob);
    
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    So if the people you ask aren't loyal and really want to see a good show...
    That is why i try to only go out drinking with people i know i can trust. You never know when your innebriation will get the best of you and make you talk to some nasty ho, drink a bottle of robitussin, or try to fight a guy for letting the condensation from his glass drip on your shoe.
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    At any moment, do what we might, a belligerent black man could throw a spear in our collective face

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    A good friend let's you sleep with a skank for shits&giggles
    A great friend saves you from sleeping with a skank
    An Awesome friend fucks the skank with you!

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    >.>;;

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    K, you can be a great friend then Scytale
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    goat apparently I've alienated some
    It seems my job's half done

    At any moment, do what we might, a belligerent black man could throw a spear in our collective face

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    scytale is more of an awesome friend


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scytale View Post
    A good friend let's you sleep with a skank for shits&giggles
    A great friend saves you from sleeping with a skank
    An Awesome friend fucks the skank with you!
    double penetration, eh? eh?

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    Not all awesome friends have to be male.
    I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself.
    The names Ray and I'm bad for your health.
    Selflessly devoted member of the fuck you club,
    cuttin' you like a baby seal and leavin' you dead in the tub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayj View Post
    Not all awesome friends have to be male.
    true, but they're much more likely to be

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    I'm up for it as long as we play the "Heads and Tails" Rule.

    You get Head while I'm banging Tail.

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    I left and came back... and this thread went from myspace girlfriends to having sex with clay... to DP<_< Awesome!

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    I just came back from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. It was a thoroughly mediocre movie. Does that count?




    Mediocre but bloody!
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