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    Virgin wants to anally fist Apple!

    here is the link! virgin wants to do what apple did with music with pc games! fu i get my game info from gamespot! also ive got the word anal fist in my mind for sum reason too.
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    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.

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    What is it with you and the fisting thing? That's really gross.

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    lef is a true epicurian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc View Post
    lef is a true epicurian
    You cannot spell epicurian without epic. Lef is most certainly both.

    P.S. When I first read the title of the thread... I thought it meant A virgin wanted to anally fist AN apple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortaldonut View Post
    P.S. When I first read the title of the thread... I thought it meant A virgin wanted to anally fist AN apple.
    same, which is actually the only reason i clicked on it




    i had high hope, and walked away very disappointed

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    thus my work here is done i have spread upon you that seed of doubt and anal fisting.
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    So far away we wait for the day,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.

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    So lemme get this straight... Virgin Interactive's come up with the idea to do the same thing that Valve, Microsoft, Nintendo, Codemasters, Sega, Popcap, Wild Tangent, Manifesto and a whole slew of other companies have been doing for years. And they call this innovation how, exactly?

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    they just want to fancy it up so they can get your money in their pockets

    duh!

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    They finally see that they indeed are being anally fisted and can't afford it

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    Kinda like how when the Zune came out to break iPod's monopoly on the "iPod Market" riddle me that one Bat-man

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    Kinda like how when the Zune came out to break iPod's monopoly on the "iPod Market" riddle me that one Bat-man
    Well, the difference there is that there actually are some innovative features in the Zune (whether they work well, or are even of value is a completely different discussion). Zune's not trying to re-invent the iPod...

    According to the article Lef posted, it sounds like Virgin thinks they've come up with some revolutionary idea to *gasp* download games through some kind of service! OMG, I never woulda thought of doing that! Maybe I'll call it Direct2Drive... wait, that's taken. Hrm, I know, I'll call it Steam... hrm, that's taken too. What about Live Marketplace? Taken too? Damn. Coming up with the idea to "do for PC games what iTunes has done for music" is hardly a new idea. And without some information on what they're doing that's actually *new*, I don't think this can even qualify as news.

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    maybe they want sum sort of Virgin Anti-IPod that you can play Halo 2 or Crysis on. raises all sorts of questions tho.
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    So far away we wait for the day,
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    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.

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