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  1. 09-12-2005, 12:09 AM #1
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    Truly the greatest of the martial arts!

    http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/maga...hp?article=315
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  2. 09-12-2005, 05:50 AM #2
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    Where the hell do you find these things?
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    Why switch .dats to make your character a female when 2 hours in the bathroom gives you the same effect IRL?
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  3. 09-12-2005, 07:25 AM #3
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    so here i am eating my breakfest when i click the link only to see these 2 words emblazoned in black "Iron Penis" cyrus i thank you for i am no longer hungry.
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    So far away we wait for the day,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.
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  4. 09-12-2005, 07:27 AM #4
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    Thumbs down

    Yeah... you go ahead and practice that "art" big guy... meanwhile I'll continue using my penis for what it was made for.
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  5. 09-12-2005, 05:55 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claymoore
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    Where the hell do you find these things?
    http://www.livejournal.com/users/synbios_/
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    ..lost my appetite cuz i wasnt expecting to see "Iron Penis" at 10:25 am
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    So far away we wait for the day,
    For the light source so wasted and gone;
    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.
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  7. 09-13-2005, 04:59 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golds
    Yeah... you go ahead and practice that "art" big guy... meanwhile I'll continue using my penis for what it was made for.
    ahem..

    But today, Tu exalts this practice as a penile panacea...Additionally, of course, it can greatly enhance sexual performance. According to Tu, this method will increase the sperm count and boost male hormone levels in a way that is much more natural and better than taking drugs like Viagra or steroids.
    So not only can you pull busses, but it turns you into a sex machine.
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  8. 09-13-2005, 05:15 AM #8
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    I'm 22... I don't need to pull buses with my penis to be a sex machine! That comes natural to most guys my age!
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    im pretty sure it does all that crap since your attempting to rip your penith off
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    So far away we wait for the day,
    For the light source so wasted and gone;
    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golds
    I'm 22... I don't need to pull buses with my penis to be a sex machine! That comes natural to most guys my age!
    But just imagine how much more virile you would be with a mega dick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeblin
    But just imagine how much more virile you would be with a mega dick!
    priceless simply priceless
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    So far away we wait for the day,
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    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeblin
    But just imagine how much more virile you would be with a mega dick!
    There'd be all kinds of little half asian, half white babies running around if I were any more virile than I already am!
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    spoken lika man!
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    So far away we wait for the day,
    For the light source so wasted and gone;
    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartuc
    You're so goddamnned pathetic if someone put you in the rain next to a one-eyed, 3-legged puppy with terminal cancer, passers-by would cry and take *you* home, but at least they wouldn't have to spend much on you since dog food is your favorite, after all.
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