Just the other day i was minding my own business when i heard a knock at my door. Now for those of you who dont already know, a knock at a door is a quite universal symbol that there is someone outside, and said someone would be please to either enter or at least speak with whomever is contained. I threw on my Phat Farm cod piece and approached the door. As i reached for the nob (perhaps a sexual reference?) something in the back of my mind told me not to open the door. For a moment i hesitated, but then i realized my mind was also the dickhead who told me clsoing my eyes while driving 120 mph getting a blow job could be 'exciting'. I opened the door to find an elderly lady standing before me. I motioned for her to enter, as she passed by me i thought i caught a faint smell of a cat, but, as she was indeed old, i figured she must own at least 12 cats, and brushed it off. Big mistake Boner.. BIG mistake. No sooner was the seemingly old lady inside my humble abode, did she throw off her most deceiving costume to reveal her true identity... a cougar. The cougar dove at me, claws fiercely swinging. I sidestepped and cock slapped the cougar with my own, now hard from the sheer excitement of fighting a cougar, wang. The cougar spills to the ground, tumbling several feet before springing to her feet. "Se llama La Puma!" she screamed. obviously an illegal alien cougar straight from mexico. Those border guards have it coming, but first, La Puma. I searched my room for a reliable weapon. The Katana on the wall? No, too messy. The rocket launcher under the bed? No, too loud. The Jew in the closet? No, not tax season... WAIT. I quickly reached for my 2 tech 9s, conveniently located in my sock drawer. As i turned to fill La Puma with sweet hot lead i see she has vanished. i edge along the wall to my door, peering around the corner, no La Puma in the hall. I slowly walk down the hall to my living room, where i see the old lady again in the chair. I unload the clips on both tech nines to be sure. As a approach the body i hear a maniacle cat like laugh behind me. La Puma! but if youre over there then who... Grandma!!! No time to grieve, she was old anyway, La Puma is at hand now. Its time to finish this, once and for all...
To be continued.... maybe.... yea ill continue it... well if i have time, i do have work the rest of the week, and kind of have a few things that need to get done, shouldnt be on the computer so much, but this story really cant go untold, so yea ill continue it. ok ok ok so...
To be continued...
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Originally Posted by Bartuc
That's so awesome dude! 
